My Sex Diary

Just to share my experience.

Saturday, December 10, 2005

A-Z Of Outrageous Sex Tips!

A....Is for asking him to stop. Before sex, tell him he mustn't let you climax, but get you to the point of nearly there-ness as many time as possible.

B....Is for bum kissing. Cover his cheeks or get him to cover yours with tiny kisses.

C....is for cleavage. Push your boobs together. Lick his finger and get him to him to slip it between them.

D....is for darkness. Turn the lights off when hes on his way home. When he arrives, grab him before he turns on the lights.

E....is for eye contact. From the minute you get undressed until you orgasm.

F....is for flour. Cover your kitchen work top in it. Then jump on it and have sex, giggle at the patterns you make afterwards.

G....is for 'that spot'. Get him to slide in a slim vibrator (lovehoney.co.uk) Get him to switch it on and go until he 'hits the jackpot'.

H....is for high up. Have sex as far from the ground as you can. (Be careful, plasters aren't sexy unless there on the right man)

I...is for ice. Put your legs together and slide and ice cube between the tops of your thighs, along your clitoris.

J....is for jelly. Get a mouthfull of it and kiss him down there.

K....is for knickers-on. With him having sex with you from behind. Your bum looks amazing, and the added frictions a winner.

L....is for lift your boobs. And get him to kiss underneath them.

M....is for mouthfull. Of both his testicles. Suck/lick them as your stroke his penis.

N....is for naked. Be it for a whole day and don't let him touch you. Only let the rudeness comence through the night.

O....is for ontop. Undress but keep your top and bra on. Then strip them off slowly and sexily.

P....is for porn. Ask to borrow his. Tell him you'll be about half and hour. Watch his face as you take it into the bedroom and close the door. See how quickly he opens it.

Q....is for quickie. Try having five in a row, all around the house.

R....is for reverse humping.

S....is for swing. Have sex on one with your man standing as you sit. Watch out for park wardens!

T....is for tickle. Especially the skin behind his penis as he lies down.

U....is for undressing. Practice taking your bra off with one hand while pulling your knickers to one side with the other.

V....is for v-shape. Get him to put his fingers like this the bottom one into you and play with your clitoris gently with the top.

W....is for water. When your in the shower get him to run the shower over you. Then its your turn to do it to him, the harder the water the pressure the dirtier but cleaner it gets.

X....Is for the X-factor. Place a bet on how many times simon cowell will insult a contesant. Who ever wins gets to request all sexual activites for that evening.

Y....is for yes. The next time you're naked you take it in turns to only answer 'yes' to all requests. The knowledge that your turn comes next will keep things just on the right side of outrageous!

Z....is for ZZzzzz. Crawl on top of him while hes asleep. Wake him up with sex.