40 Mistakes Men Make While Having Sex With Women, by AmazinSex

1. NOT KISSING FIRST.
Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous
zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and
trying to get your money's worth by cutting out
nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate
form of foreplay.

2. BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR.
Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this.
Well, there's a difference between being erotic and
blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on
your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.

3. NOT SHAVING.
You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin
which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and
thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's
not passion, it's avoidance.

4. SQUEEZING HER BREAST.
Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness
when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and
smooth them.

5. BITING HER NIPPLES.
Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down
like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts?
Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to
chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue
across them is good. Pretending they're a doggie toy isn't.

6. TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES.
Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between
finger and thumb like you're trying to find a radio
station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not
just the exclamation points.

7. IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY.
A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs:
Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There
are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too
often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So
start paying them some attention.

8. GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED.
Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result
in tangled fingers and underpants. If you're going to be
that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off.

9. LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT.
Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it,
you store it.

10. ATTACKING THE CLITORIS.
Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your
fingers along side of the clitoris.

11. STOPPING FOR A BREAK.
Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If
you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If
you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs,
numb jaw or not.

12. UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY.
Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when
naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head.
Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid's toy.

13. GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY.
Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy.
Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it
back and forth is not.

14. BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA.
Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they
still believe that the vagina is where it's all at. No
sooner is your hand down there than you're trying to stuff
stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle,
but if you're not careful, it can hurt - so don't get
carried away. It's best to pay more attention to her
clitoris and the exterior of her vagina at first, then
gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it.

15. MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY.
You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage
to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay;
elbows and knees are not.

16. UNDRESSING PREMATURELY.
Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least
made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if it's
just undoing a couple of buttons.

17. TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST.
A man in socks and underpants is at his worst. Lose the
socks first.

18. GOING TOO FAST.
When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst
thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power
tool - she'll soon feel like an assembly-line worker made
obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly, with clean,
straight, regular thrusts.

19. GOING TOO HARD.
If you bash your great triangular hipbones into her thigh
or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback
riding concentrated into a few seconds.

20. COMING TOO SOON.
Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see
the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan
to ensure her pleasure too.

21. NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH.
It may appear to you that humping for an hour without
climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it's more
likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some
intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her
interest while you're playing Marathon Man.

22. ASKING IF SHE HAS COME.
You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make
noise. But if you really don't know, don't ask.

23. PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY.
It's good to start out slow and gentle, but move on from
that. Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get
your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently
rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris.

24. NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN.
Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis,
hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis.
All women hate this. It's about three steps from being
dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use
her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.

25. NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX.
Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not
everybody likes it. When she's performing oral sex, warn
her before you come so she can do what's necessary.

26. MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO.
Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio.
You just lie there. And don't grab her head.

27. TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES.
In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men
ejaculate over them. In real life, it just means more
laundry to do.

28. MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES.
Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting
while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her
gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the
captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.

29. ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to
follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her
first. And don't think that being drunk is an excuse.

30. TAKING PICTURES.
When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear
the words to show my buddies." At least let her have
custody of them.

31. NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH.
Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back
to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit,
vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot
candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.

32. SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS.
There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belching
contest.

33. ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES.
If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless
she's a Romanian gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask
yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped
hamstrings.

34. LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE.
Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men
because they have a prostate. Women don't.

35. GIVING LOVE BITES.
It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the
sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants
to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks
on end.

36. BARKING INSTRUCTIONS.
Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone.
It's not a big turn-on.

37. TALKING DIRTY.
It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a
1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know.

38. NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES.
You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it
right, and she might even do the same for you.

39. SQUASHING HER.
Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her
a bit too heavily, she will turn blue.

40. NEVER.
Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom
is not a soup kitchen.

with credit to - A free online diary - http://www.my-diary.org/

A-Z Of Outrageous Sex Tips!

A....Is for asking him to stop. Before sex, tell him he mustn't let you climax, but get you to the point of nearly there-ness as many time as possible.

B....Is for bum kissing. Cover his cheeks or get him to cover yours with tiny kisses.

C....is for cleavage. Push your boobs together. Lick his finger and get him to him to slip it between them.

D....is for darkness. Turn the lights off when hes on his way home. When he arrives, grab him before he turns on the lights.

E....is for eye contact. From the minute you get undressed until you orgasm.

F....is for flour. Cover your kitchen work top in it. Then jump on it and have sex, giggle at the patterns you make afterwards.

G....is for 'that spot'. Get him to slide in a slim vibrator (lovehoney.co.uk) Get him to switch it on and go until he 'hits the jackpot'.

H....is for high up. Have sex as far from the ground as you can. (Be careful, plasters aren't sexy unless there on the right man)

I...is for ice. Put your legs together and slide and ice cube between the tops of your thighs, along your clitoris.

J....is for jelly. Get a mouthfull of it and kiss him down there.

K....is for knickers-on. With him having sex with you from behind. Your bum looks amazing, and the added frictions a winner.

L....is for lift your boobs. And get him to kiss underneath them.

M....is for mouthfull. Of both his testicles. Suck/lick them as your stroke his penis.

N....is for naked. Be it for a whole day and don't let him touch you. Only let the rudeness comence through the night.

O....is for ontop. Undress but keep your top and bra on. Then strip them off slowly and sexily.

P....is for porn. Ask to borrow his. Tell him you'll be about half and hour. Watch his face as you take it into the bedroom and close the door. See how quickly he opens it.

Q....is for quickie. Try having five in a row, all around the house.

R....is for reverse humping.

S....is for swing. Have sex on one with your man standing as you sit. Watch out for park wardens!

T....is for tickle. Especially the skin behind his penis as he lies down.

U....is for undressing. Practice taking your bra off with one hand while pulling your knickers to one side with the other.

V....is for v-shape. Get him to put his fingers like this the bottom one into you and play with your clitoris gently with the top.

W....is for water. When your in the shower get him to run the shower over you. Then its your turn to do it to him, the harder the water the pressure the dirtier but cleaner it gets.

X....Is for the X-factor. Place a bet on how many times simon cowell will insult a contesant. Who ever wins gets to request all sexual activites for that evening.

Y....is for yes. The next time you're naked you take it in turns to only answer 'yes' to all requests. The knowledge that your turn comes next will keep things just on the right side of outrageous!

Z....is for ZZzzzz. Crawl on top of him while hes asleep. Wake him up with sex.

10 Reasons why it sucks to be a Dick


I read it from somewhere, just want to keep this 10 points in my diary.
here goes :

10. You've got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. You always hang around with 2 nuts.
4. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
3. Your best friend is a pussy.
2. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.

And the number one reason why it sucks to be a dick:

1. Everytime you get excited, you throw up.

MASTURBATION

--Well, I have a couple of masterbation tips that I like to
use.

First is with ice cubes. You may have heard of this before.
But it feels so nice to use it and stick it up your pussy
ect. And putting the ice where every like also on your
nipples.

The other thing I like to do is in the bath tub. I dont
have one of those detachable (i cant spell) showerheads, so
I like to put my legs up hight and get under the faccet and
let the water run. That feels nice, but is kinda hard to
get in that position. So what I also like to do is get a
small cup and fill it up with hot, warm or cold water. What
ever I want and pour it onto my pussy. It feels so great
too. I've used hot water and it feels nice. It just hurts a
slight because it is hot. I wouldn't recommend using hot
water for a long time. After I do hot water for a bit, I
like to cool of by pouring some cold water on me.

I hope you can use this in any ways. I guess...



I've never heard of the ice thing for masterbation, so
that's a new one on me, but the water thing seems to be
pretty common! Hope you enjoy!

Enjoyment during SEX

I read somewhere from the internet, women's sexual peak does not come until around this time (the 50's) whereas men's sexual peak is in their 20's.

No wonder, I could not find much climax during SEX.

This shows that men do enjoy sex much more than women.

Is Men Enjoying Better Sex ?

Personally it's a subject that fascinates me. I think it would be so interesting to experience sex as a man. I wonder what it's like to have a penis, to have an erection, or to feel what a man feels when he orgasms. Hey, I wonder what it's like just to have testosterone running through your veins.